I Am The Evil Twin: Chocolate

Friday, April 24, 2009

Chocolate

Oh dayum!
Last night I dreamed I had a baby boy.
It was such a sweet dream. ::dreamy smile::

And then, I woke up this morning feeling all la la dreamy and remembering the sweet smell of my babies, when, suddenly

it struck me!

Oh Hellllll No.

I'm 40-what now, and I'd be 60-WHAT when he's 20?!?!

Oh Heyall No!

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AmyApril 24, 2009 at 10:39 AM
I do the same thing. 'awwwww i want a babyyyyy.. wait a minute...wtf am I thinking....' I like my sleep, man...
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kimmiekatApril 24, 2009 at 1:58 PM
hahaha
i started over last year at 35...
Welcome to my blog, thank you for joining.
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BadBoy - The man who's been putting up with me and all my shit for over twenty-five years.
HE DESERVES AN AWARD, PEOPLE! (Trust me on this one.)

Bunny - Our oldest daughter who is currently 19 years old.
O M G (to borrow a teen phrase)!!! Where did the time go?!?!

Kitty - Our "baby girl" of 18 years, and many times the voice of reason for me.
Seriously.
(I know that's nothing to brag about, but hey, it is what it is.)

Dog - Kind of obvious, that there. I brought her home from the local Humane Society lady when Bunny was in 6th grade (after MUCH begging on her part!), despite the fact that BadBoy NEVER wanted any animal in the house. Or shitting in the backyard, for that matter! But we compromise (and bitch) on a regular basis, 'cause that's what you do when you have two bodies with two different minds. :-)
(So she's at least 9 years old, but we'll never know for sure... )

Daddy - Obvious there, too, that. But he's not your "average" dad.
He's 77 and rides a Harley!
That's an honorable ambition right there, in my eyes. I can only *hope* to be as young as he is (and as good-looking and young-*looking*) when I get his age (Fates willing!)!

E - A VERY good friend who may or may not be in here on a semi-regular basis because of the sexcapdes we have on occasion (rarely if you ask BadBoy!). He's divorced and dates around, so stories of him will likely include
The Flavor of the Week - otherwise known as his girlfriend du jour.

Various characters, some shady perhaps, some totally "normal" (if there truly is such a thing) as I see fit to complete the tale of the day.

Hang around. Feel free to comment on anything at any time. Who knows, perhaps *you* will be the next character I talk about! ;-)

I Am The Evil Twin

Friday, April 24, 2009

Chocolate

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